WE’VE ALL BEEN there.
You’re having your weekly deep stalk of a friend’s ex on Instagram, when all of a sudden you find yourself around two years back in their photos.
What runs through your when embarking on a deep stalk is always the same.
1. Time to pay a visit to my favourite ever person to deep stalk - a mate’s cousin who posts about seven selfies every day.
Source: kyliejenner/Instagram
2. Oh. They’ve set their profile to private since my last visit.
3. *considers* That makes complete sense.
4. That’s fine, I have other people I can deep stalk. Like my ex’s new squeeze!
5. They look… happy. I don’t care! *cares fiercely*
6. Ah, I see in February of 2014 they went to Disney World. Isn’t it well for them.
7. Woah, how’d I get this far back already?
8. Better proceed with caution. Wait, what’s that pictu-
9. OH JESUS I JUST DOUBLE-TAPPED
10. UNDO. UNDO. UNDO.
11. *googles ‘Does it send notifications if you undo the like right after you liked it’*
12. Best leave the scene of the crime with extreme haste.
13. OH MAN WHAT A RUSH.
14. Better stay off their profile for a few weeks. Just until the paranoia fades. Then I’ll be back. I’ll always come back.
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